My Collin has 2 problems. The first is a  a problem that I get, kinda. Makes sense with who his dad is.Every 5 minutes or so he finds me and in his hands or already in his mouth is some gawd awful size of cheese.  Huge, like a chunk of cheese, not a piece, and his plan is to eat it all. I just know what all this cheese eating means for the morrow. That's right good ole' constapation.
   ok the second problem, I do not understand at all. He is eating the tires off his cars, however not how you think, let me explain. Most of  his cars and trucks have the same concept of tires like our "big" cars and trucks. They aren't all one peice. You have the wheel and then the tire. So Collin has been popping off the tire with with his teeth and then spitting them on the floor he hardly ever eats them. But I find littel round pieces of rubber all over the house all the time. I don't know what to do about it other them just taking all the cars and trucks away for good.any ideas?
   So the conclusion (and title of the blog) is, does any one know of any local chapters of Cheese Eters Anonymous or Tire Eaters Anonymous?