It's fucking 12 am and I have only been home from work for about 20 minutes. My back hurts, I have a headache, and I am irratated as hell. I busted my ass to get some shit done tonight and tomorrow; no one will even notice. No one will say "Wow, look what Jennifer did last night" It will be work as usual for the morning crew. My boss tells me some times about how much she appericate me, but is 600 dollars a month worth all the hell I go through every night, or is this just part of the working life? And tomorrow I have off but Jason is going to play poker........  :(







( I will live, promise)

A conversation between Jeff Davis and I....... 

jenn: Jason is so excited about me leaving for a week next week. He is excited about being able to come over to your house when ever he wants to...............in that case you better pull out the hide-a-bed
jncdavis8703: oh,   Hum...I don't think I want him running around my house in his boxers!
jenn: you mean whitey tighties?
jenn: sorry tmi
jncdavis8703: What ever....I don't want to see
jenn: hee hee me either
jncdavis8703: I will make him go home each day and bath and sleep
jenn: but I signed a contract that says I have to!
jenn: good luck with that
jncdavis8703: yep you did.   The kid thing also didn't help
jenn: aww kids, yah kinda sealed the deal didn't it?
jncdavis8703: when do you leave?
jenn: the 19th
jncdavis8703: ok.   do you work this friday night?
jenn: prolly, today is my 6th or 7th (lost count) day in a row
jenn: work tomorrow too
jncdavis8703: love them blizzards!
jenn: bite me
jncdavis8703: just keep them out of your eye
jncdavis8703: he he he
jenn: hee hee yah, got it in my hair last night
jenn: great fun!
jenn: them things are just out of control
jncdavis8703: ewww   did it make your hair stick up like in somthing about mary?
jenn: no, but I was filling the pumpkin sauce stuff, and I tapped it down into the bottle, and some went flying, looked around and couldn't find it, figured it was on the counter, then about an hour later, I was talking to someone and went to fix my hair and well, found the missing pumpkin
jncdavis8703: lovely.  
jenn: I thought so!
jenn: I was excited
jncdavis8703: not any worse than kids I guess. 
jenn: yah, it's just that kids can't help it, they are gross by nature
jncdavis8703: between 2 little boys and work your hair never gets a break?
jncdavis8703: oh, then there is Jason?
jenn: eh, it's just hair, it'll grow back...........and and Jason..........
jenn: yah
jenn: *shivers* it's so freakin cold in here
jncdavis8703: Looks like Carey is having a poker game at someone's house on SE 30th about 5 min from our houses this friday night.  Jason probably heard about it.   But if you work......
jncdavis8703: starts at 7pm goes till 10ish
jenn: gawd damn and it's all sunny outside....................poker game, damn poker games
jncdavis8703: little terrets fit going on over there?
jenn: yah more then likely work will have me hunkered down in a little office counting small sums of stupid money around that time...............and terrets isn't a bad thing, ok? shit
jncdavis8703: do you miss yours and Jason's AIM sessions?
jenn: yah..................could you tell?
jncdavis8703: Me too
jncdavis8703: I bugged him to get it set up.  He said he is waiting approval?
jenn: he is such a odd little man, isn't he?
jncdavis8703: Yea.   Keeps me laughing instead of wanting to jump off the roof
jenn: that's perplexing, somethimes he makes me want to jump off a roof..........intresting
jncdavis8703: plus IM is less instrusive than phone and more direct than e-mail.   He and I can't converse through e-mail ...too slow....
jncdavis8703: You only have one story at home.  I am on the 3rd floor
jenn: hee hee I understand Diarrhea of the mouth
jncdavis8703: He also used to keep me from going postal and killing everyone here
jenn: that bad eh?
jncdavis8703: just bored...no one to have fun with anymore
jncdavis8703: an office devoid of humor.
jenn: ohh... I am sorry.......................but more sorry that Jason was the source for you
jenn: you must have been really hard up for some entertianment
jncdavis8703: he sort of got everyone going.   He was sort of  a mascot
jncdavis8703: We miss our CreditNet Donkey!
jenn: hee hee
jenn: that's funny
jenn: donkey?
jenn: why a donkey?
jncdavis8703: sorry.  work was calling
jncdavis8703: Donkey as in Ass.   As in Smart Ass.   or Wise Ass.  Besides a Donkey as a Mascot sounds funny
jenn: hee hee that was great!
jncdavis8703: just not the same with him around here
jenn: I understand

so my husband (tried) to send me the employee shopping website for nike which is www.swoosh.com, however in a typo he sent me shoosh.com. Maybe I should tell his boss that he is promoting another website with a simliar name.

There I was blending a butterfinger blizzard, and out of no where a tiny little chunk of butterfinger hits me right ing the eye, I flip out and grab my eye letting the blizzard spin out of control on the spindle. But fortunately for me, my boss was there and caught the blizzard before it smacked her in the face. Needless to say,she wasn't amused. What else could I have done, just close my eye and ignore it? NO! Freak out and grab your eye, duh! So, for tonight I am going to compile a list, rather 2 of them: 50 thing I like and 50 things I hate! Here goes........(in no particular order)

50 THINGS i LOVE

1. my kids
   
2. my husband
   
3. my cat
   
4. shiny things
   
5. green
   
6. Coffee
   
7. waking up at 10 am
   
8. cranberry and vodka
   
9. my  cute LITTLE ipod
   
10. spending hours upon hours on my computer
    
11. system of a down
    
12. mud pie blizzard with heath.....mmmmmm.........
    
13. sesame chicken
    
14. Nike flip flops
    
15. Fiona Apple
    
16. ultrasounds
    
17. stationary
    
18. miniature clothes pins
    
19. my space
    
20. raspberry cheesecake
    
21. Space Monkey coffee
    
22. paint
    
23. writing random shit down on cute paper
    
24. Target
    
25. vacationing
    
26. money
    
27. drinking with the Davis'
    
28. drinking with my husband
    
29. drinking
    
30. buying new clothes
    
31. SHOES!!!
    
32. Vale in the winter
    
33. Portland in the fall
    
34. "The Giver" ~ Louis Lowery  (sp?)
    
35. driving fast with the windows down
    
36. The counting Crows
    
37. black sweaters and jackets
    
38. SPAS!!!!
    
39. talking to long lost friends
    
40. "A River Runs Through it"
    
41. LIVE
    
42. bath products
    
43. "The Ellen show"
    
44. Christmas
    
45. making and then giving away my handmade greeting cards
    
46. sleeping in bed next to my husband
    
47. rainy days   
    
48. sunflower seeds
    
49. fleece
    
50. playing volleyball

50 THINGS I HATE!

1. Ice cream
   
2. FEET
   
3. waking up to puking kids
   
4. waking up
   
5. people who think that everything bad happens to them
   
6. walking Gabe to school (almost 3 miles total)
   
7. cars breaking down
   
8. barking dogs
   
9. used cat litter
   
10. shitty cars that are "tricked out"
    
11. rap
    
12. humidity
    
13. my tendency to procrastinate
    
14. being late
    
15. being early
    
16. fighting with my husband
    
17. sunflower seed shells
    
18. brain freezes
    
19. Dairy Queen
    
20. "girl problems"
    
21. people who are ALWAYS lazy
    
22. being the oldest at work
    
23. being the youngest of my friends
    
24. when things don't go my way
    
25. people who complain
    
26. really long car rides
    
27. having no money
    
28. my husband's snoring waking me up at 3am
    
29. pancakes
    
30. waffles
    
31. bills
    
32. working weekends
    
33. my kids growing up
    
34. "Trainspotting"
    
35. Brittney Spears
    
36. fart smells
    
37. not being able to sleep without a fan on
    
38. Hard core Bush supporters
    
39. cream corn
    
40. someone sticking their finger in my ear or even close to it
    
41. shopping at WinCo on a Saturday
    
42. shopping at WinCo
    
43. DISHES.................grrrr, Jason
    
44. being cold
    
45. being hot
    
46. "Fo sho" some strange teen saying meaning "for sure" or something like that
    
47. really scary movies
    
48. super tight belly shirts on really fat chicks
    
49. calling people back
    
50. doing what I am told
    

 

The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

So my 4 year old is currently being yelled at (by me) to get back in bed so he can take his nap. He marches back into his room and in an VERY-angry-kid-voice says, "I am so irritated" I almost died. I couldn't help but laugh and hope he didn't know what that meant.